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May 06, 2004
Miz on Wild On! on E!
I swear last night I saw Miz's ass hilariously wasted on Wild On! That show used to be lots less, um, trashy. That's in no way a backhanded comment about Mike though. His interview was hysterical. He was screaming, but he wasn't being Miz necessarily. He kept saying, "That's my baby girl" when this one girl said that she does something she shouldn't be doing. I can't remember what it was though. All the girls were doing skanky shit. Like, I can't believe they have mamas. Then, randomly, Jaquese jumps into frame and says something and this Miz/Jaq interview ended up being the only redeeming and/or entertaining thing on the whole program.
Now, I thought this Wild On! thing used to show serene beaches and places where the rich go to vacation. This one, about Mexican Spring Break, was more like a program to deter a right-minded person from going. Every interview was with a drunk 20-year-old going, "We're out here getting drunk, having a great time..." and then they'd cut to girls who had no business wearing no shit that small with the word teen in their age slapping each other's butts as they rode each other on lawn chairs (in trucker hats, unfortunately). It was terrifying.
If I have a teenage daughter ever, she better love the violin, play a mean round of backgammon or something. Her ass won't be slapping asses that's for damn sure.
Also, Randy on Real World San Diego looks very much like my ex J so I can't watch the show because it trips me out crazy. I have seen some Frankie episodes though. I will say that. She's putting Hello Kitty on crazy blast. It's always a Frankie episode. Never about Randy from the three I caught. One about fear of boats, but I swear I've seen her on the boat. One about cutting where she drops the knife in a weird way and if you had done a reality show (or not) you'd be like, "Hmm, that was insane..." and be a little confused and concerned. Dude, every day for the next year she'll hear, "Are you still cutting?" If that doesn't make you want to -- nevermind. And one where I just saw feet at the bottom of a sleeping bag and I changed it because that's gross. Feet, sleeping bag, inner house humping. All of it was overwhelming. Robin's from Tampa. I do know that. Tampa, man.
Now, if that Randy character also has a mellow wants everyone around him to be comfortable in his space stoner flip flop vibe, then the likeness is just too much to bear. I think Randy is very cute. I think J is hot as hell what in the fuck is going on here and what is up boo me and you candlelight what, how, when and where because you are FOINE bitch. Like a young Richard Gere mixed with a baby Brad Pitt. Piercing blue eyes, gorgeous teeth, beautiful flowing brown hair and he said the sweetest things ever. His laugh was infectious and genuine. He always did a single clap for some reason. I digress.
The point is, my friend that watches Real World SD said that Randy says hilarious cliches wrong all the time. Please someone send me a quote list. Something like "sort your wild oats..."
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Posted by melissah at May 6, 2004 01:45 PM