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June 28, 2005
Gross
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are fucking so gross. I can't take this shit anymore. I seriously can't take it. To the point that I dedicate this whole thing to saying I can't take it. I'm so grossed out. I never was that into him anyway. Never thought he was cute. Asymmetrical face. Two feet tall, etc. But now? It's just so gross. Why would anyone knock HIMSELF down to C List celebrity status? That's what's happening here. The interview with Matt Lauer? Just stop it.
Is Oprah still going to co-sign him? I believe everything she says though! Please Oprah make a statement acknowledging that this is bullshit. Gayle, tell Oprah this is crazy! Just like Hermes not letting Oprah in. Hermes, you done wrong.
And the girlfriend? Just don't even play with me. I didn't even watch Dawson's Creek and I know better than to be all in her business. Boring. Why would she agree to this mockery? And have pictures taken of her herpes mouth for all to see!
I'll admit, I love celebrity gossip. I read the US Weekly and I, like you, am appalled when I read about Nicole Richie wanting real live elephants at her wedding like unnecessary animal cruelty is stylish not to mention cool shitty smell at your wedding dumbo, but for real, this celebrity shit with Tom Cruise is just doing too much. Even I had to stop looking at it. I am so grossed out.
That is all.
Posted by melissah at June 28, 2005 12:22 PM