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October 04, 2006
Hot Open-Faced Turkey Sandwich
Hey Corduroy Polka Dot Blazer Lady, are you serious right now?
First of all, thanks to everyone that sent me the video. Go ‘head, be bold with it. Thanks a million billion.
I opened my inbox and all the videos were right there. I did the snake and a Project Runway Malan laugh. So excited. Then, I watched the video.
I’ve had to delete most of what I wrote instinctively. The stuff that just “comes out” after watching her is terrible. It makes me seem like I got problems so I had to step back, inhale, exhale, get all in my woo jai breathing. I have to ask though…
Is it considered violent to want to grind the spike of a stiletto into her pinky toe making sure to get the top of the toe but also the little web of skin that connects it to the next toe? This has happened to me and it sucks. Is it rude if I say that I imagine myself smashing a hot open-faced turkey sandwich in her face, like holding it down and smushing left to right?
Remember the last time I went off about Elisabeth, she was talking about how she was against the use of the morning after pill because in her opinion no matter the circumstances the second that sperm and egg meet, that union represents and is a valuable life? Remember that?
So my question is this Elisabeth: Now, in the form of ten little Amish schoolgirls minding their own Amish business, we have ten valuable lives. How, Elisabeth, do you reconcile the idea that those lives are less valuable than the right to bear arms? How? And do you have Aspberger’s or something? If so, this is totally excusable. But if not – dude, could you be any MORE insensitive about the violent murder of innocent little girls? You’re all for zygotes that came to be as a result of rape and incest to have a fair chance at life but not for grown ass children facing gunfire? Because the gunman has the right to have the gun(s)?
WOW.
And what is she talking about “during the times of segregation” people protected themselves with guns? Um, where Elisabeth do you draw a connection between civil disobedience and nonviolent resistance to gun warfare in the form of self-defense? Where? Show me.
I do not plan on exercising today at 11. I want to watch The View just in case Rosie wants to get Elisabeth’s opinion on the gay Republican sexual predator Mark Foley. Republicans? Gay? Sex? Rosie? Elisabeth? Give it all to me. What will she say today!
I mean, maybe Elisabeth is right though. Maybe if the teachers holding babies in that schoolhouse were also holding GUNS they’d have never been in this mess. I mean, that is if the teachers holding babies were also holding three guns, a stun gun, two knives and 600 rounds of ammunition like the gunman had. You know, that way it would be fair.
P.S. And yes, I saw Rosie's sex scene (don't click on it if you're at your desk) on Nip/Tuck a couple days ago, and I'm still feeling her so whatever.
Posted by melissah at October 4, 2006 11:36 AM