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April 25, 2007

"Out With a Boom?"

Didn't Lil Kim mean "bang"? But whatever.

Hi. I know. I know. It's been a long time.

We are going to need to discuss Pussy Cat Dolls but I can't right now. Shorty and Mercy are coming to visit and all the parents are meeting for the first time ever (yay) so I have a lot to accomplish today. She's got to have her Soap Opera Digest at her bedside and he has requested a cold Michelob Ultra. I know, right? Who are these people? Why do I even ax?

I am really in a very (revy) hectic space. Between last night's finale and preparing for my parents' arrival, I'm going insane!

Chelsea, girl, I thought it was you. I really did. Could she have been any cuter last night? Her face, her hair, her little shimmy outfit. I went from not feeling her to ONLY liking her on the show and not knowing how I got to this place. Must've been the bangs. Why can't I have bangs! These stupid ass curls, I tell you. She's got me over here googling wigs with bangs. Dead seriously.

I have never felt so spent -- this spent -- and like, bewildered at a season finale before. This, I have to say, was WORSE than when Nicole won ANTM. It's like, I can't believe my eyes. Do they hear what I hear? Do they see what I see? Why do they send me these terrible messages about a girl only to make her the winner? Is Ron Fair really on board with this? I am at a loss.

Oh and y'all know me. Did you see Mikey's teeth last night? I love teeth. His are fantastic, opalescent and perfect. Wow.

Yeah, we'll talk soon. I've been debating, also, whether or not to discuss wedding planning (or the lack of it). Depends on my mood. Quite frankly, I'm overwhelmed (terrified). It's daunting. There's so much to talk about.

For now, I'm in super housecleaner mode. Shorty is too observant for his own good. I'm up in here trying to do hospital corners.

I'll be back though. I swear.

Posted by melissah at April 25, 2007 09:56 AM